sometimes people dont really understand that having schizophrenia doesn’t permalock me as an angsty 13 year old evanescence fan
(via sucker-for-contrast)
I’m supposed to be studying but instead I made a pair of glasses for my cat and pretended he was studying 🙃
This is a much better use of your time tbh
| *at a wedding reception* | |
| cop: | this next toast goes out to all the really good criminals in the room. please stand so we can raise our glasses to you |
| everybody: | *remains seated* |
| cop: | dammit, foiled again |
Why a lot of Millennials don’t like Baby Boomers.
YO
I hate family guy but I love this
(via kuroochurroo)
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